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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing. - Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

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